Stale couches and worse jokes

 

My local pub is the Regent. It’s a wonderful place, though recently I’ve noticed some trends – they don’t let non-caucasians in unless it’s Saturday. Fortunately this is explained on a big sign outside “Sat – All Races All Day”.

It’s entirely possible that I’ve made this joke before – possibly because I only have two jokes. The other one I get to make once a year at the City2Surf about feeling like I’ve got someone following me.

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This entry was posted by RobertNewey.

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